Enter your name. Pick a colour. 9 tasks. 365 days. Don't get caught.
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How to Play
Complete all 9 tasks around the building to count Tony down to retirement.
Each task removes days from the counter. Get to 0 days to see him off.
Tony patrols and gets suspicious. The ★ stars show his alert level.
At 3+ stars he'll chase you. Find Jordon's caravan for a nap to clear stars.
Walk up to anyone, then press E or tap them to talk.
Follow the gold arrow to your next task.
Walk through 💧 hoses for a speed boost. Useful for getting around quickly. Walk over 🧯 extinguisher to pick it up — press SPACE near Tony to blast him.
Find Luke for a Zyn speed boost. Watch out for Carl — his Rustlers slow you down.
Press E in open space to taunt Tony (+1 star, funny but risky). P key or pause button to pause.
Caught!
remaining.
Game Over
Tony Wins
He got you one too many times. Tony isn't going anywhere today.
JML Henderson Ltd Presents
Good Boy
He Finally Made It.
"This company is going to shit."
— Tony, on his way out the door
Tony retires 28th February 2027. Thanks for playing.